Liz Farrell

Here’s what you’ve missed on ‘Floribama Shore’ so far

From left are Jeremiah Buoni, Gus Smyrnios and Nilsa Prowant, stars of MTV’s “Floribama Shore.”
From left are Jeremiah Buoni, Gus Smyrnios and Nilsa Prowant, stars of MTV’s “Floribama Shore.” MTV

Do you need to catch up on the first season of “Floribama Shore” — MTV’s Southern counterpart to the rambunctious and popular “Jersey Shore”? I’ve translated each episode for you:

▪  Episode 1: If a gas station had a baby with Forever 21, that kid would be this cast

▪  Episode 2: When a girl from Alabama gets her first pedicure, close your eyes

▪  Episode 3: A sadder version of ‘Jersey Shore’ but with more food-poisoning hilarity

▪  Episode 4: The conditions under which it’s OK to disrespect someone’s pizza

▪  Episode 5: Captain America and the ‘chunky’ girl no one wants to look at twice

▪  Episode 6: Aimee learns you can’t wear croissants on your wrist (technically)

▪  Episode 7: Nilsa gets dumped and it opens her eyes to the reality of Josh’s hair

▪  Episode 8: A second season? Perfect. Let’s meet that stripper dad

Liz Farrell: 843-706-8140, @elizfarrell

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