‘Southern Charm’ star Shep Rose proves to his Twitter trolls he paid attention in school
If you’re not already following “Southern Charm” and “RelationShep” star Shep Rose on Twitter, I highly recommend you do.
Bravo’s lovable logophile — and Hilton Head Island native — is already known for using words that his fans have to Google just so they can understand whatever the heck he said (which, oopsy, I might have just now done to you ... a “logophile” is someone who loves words. Why didn’t I just say that instead? I don’t know. Who got the cat in Craig Conover and Naomie Olindo’s breakup? That’s a way more important question). On Twitter, Shep is no different. He regularly treats trolls to his goofy but quick wit and throws in some high-priced vocab every once and again.
And it’s fun to watch.
The fifth season of “Southern Charm” doesn’t premiere until April 5 (check out the preview here) so until then we’ll all have to make do with these amuse-bouches.
That might be difficult. It’s Atlanta to Charleston. No mountains ⛰ really. Unless you’re talking about Stone Mountain, Ga. but that’s technically behind us. Thus, geographically impossible. You’re a real pleasure btw. Just a ray of sunshine ! https://t.co/vyBVSH3siK
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) February 13, 2018
Alright. I tend to disagree. But that’s for sharing ✌️ https://t.co/JqHftp8UpS
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) February 3, 2018
Swank? Tell me about it! https://t.co/Xq0kIrr3gJ
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) February 3, 2018
Or someone else’s puke. Or a meritage of puke https://t.co/cTBfKpUHZY
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) January 27, 2018
Huh? I’m standing right here for God’s sake. Thanks for watching though ! Let you know what awful things i have coming down the pike next. https://t.co/XySqginv0I
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) January 19, 2018
Sounds like someone is angling for an invite ! https://t.co/nn7VHmE3xo
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) January 16, 2018
The point as i see it was to have a cooking show that was completely different from the rest. Natural ingredients, solar powered stoves. Organic in both feel and taste. No so much farm to table, more like photosynthesis to esophagus. https://t.co/ivgArEF4Ib
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) January 16, 2018
That doesn’t even make sense. Even if you jumbled the letters! https://t.co/selhfUohKr
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) January 16, 2018
Thanks you. I’m sorry to report that I’m not. But every day brings fresh hope! p.s. You seem like a real delight. https://t.co/VJQ1IVb7Qs
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) January 15, 2018
Excellent question... A Shep Rose is a visual poem...or maybe a thunderous flatulence. Definitely not a wizard’s wand, but close. ♂️ https://t.co/gBcg3mO4Z5
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) January 3, 2018
This tweet is extremely ambiguous and poor grammar. Is the clipboard a tool? Or am I? What’s the modifier?
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) February 18, 2018
If you’re talking about the latter, I’d respond by saying, “keeping tally of the troglodytes that try to fuck with me on social media, basically racking up wins” https://t.co/kleJbhmhaa
Liz Farrell: 843-706-8140, @elizfarrell
This story was originally published February 28, 2018 at 1:16 PM with the headline "‘Southern Charm’ star Shep Rose proves to his Twitter trolls he paid attention in school."