Hold onto your press pass

To whom it may concern, regarding the Donald Trump Russian connection.

I have from my creditable, confidential sources who will remain confidential to maintain credibility that Donald Trump, before the election, was in a restaurant that was serving Russian vodka, and — hold onto your press pass — Russian caviar. Russian collusion. Draw your oblivious conclusion.

This story was originally published June 29, 2017 at 6:00 AM with the headline "Hold onto your press pass."