Sour diet of secret sources
BREAKING NEWS: Anonymous sources in Washington who had not been authorized to release this information recently reported that President (for the moment) Donald Trump had once been observed eating what appeared to be borscht! Furthermore, they revealed that caviar can be purchased at properties bearing the Trump brand. More to be “reported” in coming days.
Susan Dickson
St. Helena Island
This story was originally published May 24, 2017 at 8:01 AM with the headline "Sour diet of secret sources."