The Environmental Protection Agency can control the emission of gases, including carbon dioxide.
It can pass a law stating, "People over 65 cannot exhale on Tuesdays and Fridays."
This would significantly improve the quality of the air, and as a byproduct, it would fix Social Security and Medicare and reduce the deficit. In addition, no politicians would have to stand up and be counted. What a great country.
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