I await the reaction of the local bitter-enders to President Barack Obama's success in finally eliminating Osama bin Laden.
Within a couple of days, he visited the Alabama disaster area, attended the White House correspondents' dinner, got in his daily basketball exercise, played a partial round of golf, presided at five meetings to finalize the strike and then gave the order.
And just think, Sarah Palin found governing a state with fewer than 800,000 people too much work.
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