Before ISIS comes over here and kills us all (their plan, according to U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham), we do need to strike back.
However, it does seem to be somewhat ineffective to destroy $35,000 pickup trucks with multimillion dollar F-18s.
Therefore, I suggest we concentrate on truly degrading ISIS.
From all the video we've seen, ISIS seems to prefer late-model vehicles, especially Toyota Tundras. Our strategy should be to divert vehicles to the Middle East that were originally intended for U.S. consumers -- vehicles that won't start, won't stop, lose control, catch fire, or otherwise harm their occupants.
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After a few weeks of such frustration, drones will carpet-bomb Syria and Iraq with recall notices, directing the ISIS leaders to bring their vehicles to a special recall center that has been set up in Mosul. There, they will be greeted by special-ops service manager Jenny Sanford. After several hours of being harassed by Sanford, Seal Team 6 will put them out of their misery.
Truly degrading -- and the end of ISIS.