Head wounds result from English muffin fight between roommates

Never underestimate the appeal of a toasted English muffin after a night of heavy boozing.

An argument between friends over who ate the last English muffin ended with head wounds, according to a Beaufort County sheriff's report.

Around 11:30 p.m. Monday, one of the roommates, a 23-year-old man, ventured into the kitchen for a snack, preferably one with delicious nooks and crannies. He discovered the muffins were gone. Fisticuffs followed.

He hurled a shot glass that hit his roommate, 20, in the face. His roommate retaliated, smashing him over the head with a vodka bottle.

In the end, their friendship prevailed: Neither pressed charges.