In a commercial for an upcoming charity karaoke event, Shane Battier enlisted a few of his teammates to flex their vocal chords, equipped with ridiculous wigs and other props. The results were not pretty. While the choices of songs were admirableD. Wade's take on "Bump N' Grind," James Jones's "Killing Me Softly," etc.the execution left much to be desired. At least they weren't rapping. That never ends well.